Smells Like I’m Out of F*cks to Give Soy Candle

Light this soy candle when you want a little honest humor with your calm. Smooth, clean-burning soy wax fills the room with whichever scent you choose — from crisp eucalyptus to warm vanilla bean — while the bold orange label says what you’re thinking without saying a word. The clear glass jar and white lid keep the look simple and modern; when the wax is gone, the reusable container becomes a small planter, pencil cup, or countertop catchall. Hand-poured in the USA, each 9 oz candle offers a long, even burn that favors quiet moments, late-night conversations, and days when you need to lean into low-key comfort and a wry smile.

Product features
- Reusable clear glass jar — cleans and repurposes easily
- Made with 100% natural USA‑grown soy wax (7.5 oz wax, 9 oz total)
- Average burn time 50–60 hours with a 100% cotton eco wick
- Multiple natural scent options plus an unscented choice; all scents share a neutral natural color
- Non-toxic, eco-friendly formula; meets ASTM standards; assembled in the USA

Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.